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An Irate Blond.

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair,

so she goes to a g.u.n shop and buys a handg.u.n.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the g.u.n and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, “Shut up! you’re next!”

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.

She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.

She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.

The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.

She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.

This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.

After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.

To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.

The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.

Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”

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