An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over an old biker zooming past the speed limit.
“Sir, may I have your name?” the officer asks.
“Just Sam,” the biker replies.
“Sam… what?” the officer presses.
“No last name,” Sam says.
The officer raises an eyebrow but decides to humor him. “No last name? How does that happen?”
Sam leans back, grinning. “It’s a bit of a story, so bear with me. I was born Sam Thompson. Did well in school, got good grades, dreamed of being a doctor. Years later, I finally became Dr. Sam Thompson, MD.”
The officer nods, intrigued.
“After a while, I got restless. Dentistry looked fun, so I went back to school, got my degree, and became Dr. Sam Thompson, MD, DDS. But then… well, I had a little… mishap with my assistant, and I ended up with VD. So now it was Dr. Sam Thompson, MD, DDS, with VD.”
The officer blinks but stays quiet.
“The dental board heard about it, took away my DDS. Then the medical board heard about that and stripped my MD. Then, well… the VD took away my last name. And now, I’m just Sam.”
The officer laughed so hard he almost forgot why he pulled him over.
A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house
A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris.
The officer politely explained, “Ma’am, your husband said he got lost in the park and couldn’t find his way home.”
Grandma Bessie stared at Morris and said, “Lost? You’ve been going to that park for 30 years! How’d you get lost today?”
Leaning in close so the officer couldn’t hear, Grandpa whispered, “I wasn’t lost. I was just too tired to walk home.”
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.
The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!”
The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.
The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.
Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins and replies, “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”
