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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

An American, a Scot, and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them pass away before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes.

Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to say goodbye to everyone and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”

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Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.

I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”

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One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”

“T!” she answered.

 

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