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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am also happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended when you receive this letter stating that I will be with my 18 year old teaching assistant at the Grand Hotel. I’m at home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You two are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. As a brilliant mathematician, you can easily measure the fact that 18-year-olds are much more likely to be 54-year-olds than 54-year-olds. Do not wait any longer.