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Adam and the Witch

A man named Adam walked along a forest trail when suddenly he was stopped by an e..v..il-looking crone, who calls herself a witch.

The witch screeches at him: “Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!”

Adam: “Sorry, but I don’t find you attractive.”

Witch: “Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!”

Adam: “Nope. You’re hideous.”

The witch then transformed him into an ant.

Witch: “Look where your rudeness brought you!”

Adam: “Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato.”

Witch: “Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!”

He is still adamant.

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Is It Because I’m Blonde?

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl said.

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!”

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And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Ah, yes, very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”

 

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