Bean
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
…
..
.
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.”
A blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice.
A waiter comes and asks the blonde, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
“No,” the blonde replies.
“Why not?” questions the waiter.
..
.
“The carton says “concentrate”.
