A young man from Minnesota relocates to Florida and visits a department store, renowned for having “everything under one roof,” in search of employment.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The young man says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.”
The boss liked the young man and offered him the job.
“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was tough, but he managed to get through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
“How many customers bought something from you today?
The man says, “One”.
The boss says, “Just one? Our salespeople have an average of 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?”
The young man says, “$101,237.65.”
The boss says, “$101,237.65? What did you sell? ”
The young man said, “First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium-sized fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”
The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?”
The young man said, “No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.’ “
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A salesman tries to trick an old Texas lady
An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old Texas lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
More than he bargained for. That’s for sure!
If this story taught me anything, it’s that you don’t mess with Texas ladies – you might get more than what you bargained for!
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