A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
‘Listen,’ said the CEO, ‘this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?’
‘Certainly,’ said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
‘Excellent, excellent!’ said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. ‘I just need one copy…’
A Blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
At a store, a Blonde named Sally stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes Sally realized that the line wasn’t moving at all.
Sally shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’
The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside ma’am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins.’