A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.”
She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.
She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.
After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.
“She’s finally gone. Yeah, it’s about time. I’m on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.
“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes.”
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A Man and His Wife Walked Into a Dentist’s Office
A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office.
The man told the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two friends in my car waiting for us to play golf. So forget the anesthesia and just pull the tooth and be done with it.”
The man continues, “We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s already 9:30. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthesia to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, my God, he’s certainly a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled out without using anything to relieve the pain.
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”
The Wife, the Husband, and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were at the door for their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing that his wife loved antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.
While she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around-the-world cruise with her husband.
Shazam!
She immediately received tickets for the entire journey, as well as expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
However, the husband wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.
The genie smiled and…
Shazam!
Instantly, he turned 93 years old.
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