Home Life A woman called home while at a business conference.

A woman called home while at a business conference.

Vicky was at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect.

Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say: “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?”

Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming: “Dad! They have mum! And they want money!”

“Hello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?”

“No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul.”

After a short pause, daddy says: “but honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.”

After a short time daddy says: “Okay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and scream that daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay daddy, just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone.

“I did it daddy.”

“And what happened honey?” daddy asked.

“Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. The she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all.”

“Oh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is d*ad.”

*Long pause …*

The daddy says,

“Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731?”

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