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A truck driver stops at a red light and a blonde catches up with him. She knocks on the window and says
“Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up with her and says:
“Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light, the blonde catches her breathlessly, knocks on the window, and says:
“Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says,
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“Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
Man tries to open a bank account.
Man tries to open a bank account.
Teller asks him, “Your name?”
“J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.”
“Oh, you stutter?”
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“No, my dad did, but the person, who did by birth certificate, was a complete moron!”