A man and his dog walk into a talent agent’s office.
“Alright, let’s do this quickly. I have things to do. What’s your talent?” the agent asks.
The man says, “It’s not me, sir, it’s my dog — he talks!”
“Yeah, right,” says the agent.
“I don’t have time for this, get out of here now before I throw you out.”
“No, wait,” the man says. “I’ll prove it.”
He turns to the dog and asks, “What do you normally find on top of a house?”
“Roof!” barked the dog, wagging his tail.
“Listen, pal…” says the agent.
“Wait,” says the man, “I’ll ask another question.”
He turns to the dog and asks, “How does the sandpaper feel?” “Rough!” exclaims the dog.
“Don’t waste any more time and get out of here,” says the agent.
“One more chance,” pleads the man.
He turns to the dog and asks, “Who do you think was the greatest baseball player who ever lived?”
“Ruth!” barked the dog.
“Okay, that’s it!” the agent says and forces the man and the dog out.
Turning to the man, the dog sighs and says, “Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?”
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