Jasmine
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger.
“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
The Teacher Was Telling The Kids.
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”
Little Johnny – at the back of the class – raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss?”
“I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.”
“My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
LOL!! So cute!!