Jasmine
A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:
“Danger! Beware of the Dog.”
As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog, fast asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” The stranger asks the owner.
“That’s him.” The owner replied.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An old woman was walking her dog one evening
One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man ran by her, grabbed her purse, and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes.
The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s really not a big deal. She carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she comes home to get rid of it.
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!