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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
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Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
A teacher asked a student to give her sentence about a public servant
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
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“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”
