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A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, and knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
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The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
Liz and Mary were talking in the office one day.
Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.
Mary: “Wow, it seems you have a cold, Liz.”
Liz: “What should I do now, I just can’t get rid of this.”
Mary: “Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”
Liz: “Thanks, I’ll give it a try.”
The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.
Mary: “Liz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?”
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Liz: “Oh No, I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”