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A pretty young blonde college student named Sally visited her professor’s office after class one day.
She glanced down the hall, closed the door, and knelt before him as she said, “I’d do anything to pass this exam.”
As she leaned even closer, she whispered seductively, “And I mean, anything…”
The professor looked down at Sally and asked her, “Anything?”
Sally repeated, “Anything.”
The professor asked again in a quiet voice, “Anything?”
Sally smiled, and again said seductively, “Anything at all.”
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The professor’s voice turned to a whisper as he asked, “Would… you… study??”
A guy walks into this bar and orders a Budweiser.
A guy walks into this bar and says, “Hey bartender, give me a Budweiser.”
After enjoying Bud, he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar.
The man noticing that his beer is empty says, “Hey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me.”
The bartender gives the man his Bud and says “Don’t bother getting those girls a drink, it won’t do you any good. You’re just wasting your time.”
The man says, “Naaa. Give em one on me.”
So the bartender pours the girls a drink and gives em to the blondes. The girls out of respect raise their glasses, in a sort of thank you and take a drink.
He walks over to the 2 blondes. He notices that the girls are empty again. So the man yells, “Hey bartender, how about another round over here?”
The two girls look up at him and one says, “It won’t do you any good. You’re just wasting your time.”
Well, the man was a little confused, and says, “The bartender said the same thing. What the hell does that mean I’m just wasting my time??”
The other blonde says, “Well we’re lesbians”
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The man now has a huge smile on his face and yells to the bartender, “Hey bartender, 3 beers for us lesbians!!!”
