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A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
“We have two basic needs, honorable Sir”, replied the villager leader.
“Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not to worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem.
“…secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village.”
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Revenge of the Melon Farmer
Revenge of the Melon Farmer
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well but was bothered by local kids sneaking into his watermelon field at night and eating his watermelons.
After some thought, he had the clever idea that he would definitely scare children. He made up a sign and posted it in the field.
The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read, “Wa.r.ning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
The kids ran off, made up their own sign, and posted it next to the farmers.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read: “Now there are two!”