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A mother was teaching her child about the side-effects of a..lc…oh..ol.
She gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says “I want you to see this.”
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “what do you have to say about this experiment?”
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The child responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”
Lollll, did you laugh? we hope you love this joke!
A teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds,
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Johnny said, “Canoe?”
