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# A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student.

## A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and started teaching a fraction lesson.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, “Excuse me, ma’am, but I don’t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?”

“Easy,” says the teacher, “just say the top number, and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is “two-thirds”, 3/4 is ‘three-fourths’, and 2/5 is ‘two-fifths.”

“Thanks, I understand, “said the exchange student.

“Good,” the teacher said, then asked the student, “How do you say 4/8?”

“Should I reduce?” asked the boy.

“That would be best,” said the teacher.

“One second,” said the boy.

“Take as long as you need,” said the teacher.

LOL!!

## Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson on developing logical thinking.

“This is the scene,” said the teacher.

“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.”

Why do you think she ran to the bank?

Johnny raised his hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!