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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, an officer pulled over him.
He handed him the citation, received his signature, and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me that were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Have you ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
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The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch all the fish?”
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A brunette walks into a bar.
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”
The bartender says, ” What’s an M L?”
She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”
The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”
The bartender says,” What’s a fifteen?”
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She says,” 7&7, duh!”
