A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome.
He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re making a mistake! How are you even getting there?”
“We’re flying with American Airlines,” the man replied. “We got a great deal!”
“American Airlines?” the barber said, shaking his head. “That airline? Their planes are old, the flight attendants aren’t great, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying?”
“We’re at the International Marriott downtown.”
“Ugh, that place is terrible! Small rooms, bad service, and it’s way overpriced. So what’s your plan once you’re there?”
“We’re going to visit the Vatican and hopefully get a chance to see the Pope.”
“Good luck with that!” the barber laughed. “You’ll be stuck at the back of St. Peter’s Square, and from there, the Pope will look like an ant. You’re in for a tough time.”
A month later, the man came back for his regular haircut. The barber asked, “So how was Rome?”
“It was amazing!” the man replied. “Not only did we fly on one of American Airlines’ brand-new planes, but it was overbooked, so they bumped us to first class. The food was delicious, and I had the most amazing flight attendants. And the hotel? They had just done a $25 million renovation, and it’s now the best place in the city! They were overbooked, too, so they gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”
“Well, I’m sure you didn’t get to meet the Pope,” the barber muttered.
“Actually, I did!” the man said with a smile. “As we were touring the Vatican, a Guard tapped me on the shoulder and said the Pope likes to meet certain visitors. He invited me into a private room, and five minutes later, the Pope walked in, shook my hand, and I even got to kneel as he spoke with me.”
“Wow, really?” asked the barber. “What did he say?”
The man grinned and replied, “He said, ‘Son, I’ve visited many countries, met countless people, and waved to millions from my balcony. But you… You must have the worst barber in the world!
A Man Walks into a Barbershop
There is a man who walks into a barbershop.
As he sits in the chair to have his hair cut, the barber asks him how he wants his haircut to be.
“I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back, and a few chunks on the side and top,” the customer replies without giving it a thought.
“I’m not sure I can do that,” the baffled barber tells the man in response, never having even heard of such an odd hairstyle.
But apparently, the customer didn’t see it the same way, since he angrily asked the confused barber, “Why not? You did it that way last time.”
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A young boy walks into a barbershop
A young boy walks into a barbershop, and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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