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The disappointed salesman of Coke returns from his Middle East assignment.
His colleague asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I was assigned to the Middle East, I was confident that I would make an effective sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters.
A first poster is a man crawling through the hot desert sand… totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola, and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”.
“That should have worked”, said the colleague .”
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He replied, “Well, I didn’t know Arabic, neither did I realize that Arabs read from right to left…”
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. Do you put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
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Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and around.