A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the bartender, “If I can show you something you’ve never seen before, will you give me a free drink?”
Now the bartender has seen almost everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me, and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!”
So the man puts down the box and opens it, and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar, and then a little man as well.
The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!
The bartender was blown away by this and agreed to the drinks and then asked, “Where did you find him?”
“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”
Go back into the box and pull out this old brass oil lamp.
“I rubbed it, and a genie appeared and granted me one wish, then he told me to pass the lamp on to the next person who did me a kindness.”
“Wow,” the bartender said.
The man then said, “As you gave me a drink, I’m going to let you have the lamp.”
“But be careful what you wish for, though.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.
Next thing, the bar has ducks everywhere!!!
Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers!!!!!
The bartender yells at the man and says, “I wish for a Million Bucks! Not a million Ducks!”
To this, the man replies, “ And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar
A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender walks up and says to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought them one at a time. ”
The cowboy replies, “You see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, and the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
LOL!!
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