Jasmine
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.
The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says, “Oh just a beer.”
The bartender asked the man, “What’s wrong, why are you so down today?”
The man said, “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month.”
The bartender said, “So what’s wrong with that?”
The man said, “Well the month is up tonight.”
LOL!!
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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
“Long day?” asks the bartender.
“Well… My oldest son just came out…”
The man returns the next day and orders four shots.
“What now?” the bartender asks.
“My middle son just came out.”
The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar.
He comes back the next day and orders five shots.
“Again?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah. My youngest son.”
He drinks his shots and leaves.
The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots.
“My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks.
“Yeah… My wife.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!