A man lost his coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.

One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.

“What are you doing there?!” he yells

“My coat fell in!” he said

“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.

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“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”

A blind man walks into a bar

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.

The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?”

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And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”