Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?”
And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”