Jasmine
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes that he has lost.
He reduces his height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in IT,” says the balloonist.
“Yes,” the man replies. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you’ve told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”
The man below replies, “You must work in management.”
“Yes,” the balloonist replies, “but how did you know that?”
“Well,” the man says, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help you. You are in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
LOL!!
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A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!!
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