A man find his daughter staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly people, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.

She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs.

One day, I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

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As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”

Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room

Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

Little Jimmy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

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The teacher received 10 dollars.