Jasmine
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was sent to the bank call center instead.
“Is that the High Street branch?” she asked.
“No, madam,” replied the voice at the other end.
“It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.”
“Well, I really have to talk to the branch,” said the old lady.
“Madam, if you just let me know your query, I’m sure I can help you.”
“I don’t think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch.”
The call center operator was adamant.
“There’s nothing that the branch can help you with that can’t be dealt with by me.”
“Very well then,” sighed the old lady.
“Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?”
LOL!!
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An Old Lady Was Driving On The Highway.
One day an old lady was driving on the highway.
She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.
However, when she looked in her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind!
And to make matters worse, the police car turned on its flashing lights.
She thought, “Uh-oh, what have I done now?” I am not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!”
So she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car.
She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve it.
A policeman walked up to her window and spoke to her.
The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf.
The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, “I know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!