Jasmine
A 10-year-old boy was walking home from school, alone, one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him.
After following along for a while, turns to him and asks.
“Hey little boy, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” Says the little boy as he keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside him and asks.
“Hey little boy, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” Says the little boy again as he hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little boy again and says.
“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little boy stops and turns towards him, and Screams Out.
“Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley – YOU RIDE IT.”
LOL!!
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An Innocent Farm Boy
A young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey, Willis !!” the farmer yelled.
“Forget your troubles. Come in and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.”
“That’s so nice of you,” Willis replied, “but I don’t think Dad would like me to.”
“Nonsense, come on!” The farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Daddy won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”
“Under the wagon,” Willis answered.
LOL!!
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