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A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water.
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it underwater, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, and repeats.
Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
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“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
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Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”
