A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water.
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it underwater, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, and repeats.
Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”