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A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady answered, “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”
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And the bartender says, “Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”
Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home.
Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home.
When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers.
Suddenly, the younger brother started yelling at the top of his voice, “I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE! I PRAY FOR A NEW COMPUTER! I PRAY FOR A TRIP TO DISNEYLAND!” and so on…
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His older brother leaned over and whispered, “There’s no need to shout. God isn’t deaf.” “I know,” said the younger brother. “But Grandma sure is!”
