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A guy asks a barman how much a coke is.
The barman says it’s $5 but asks for $10.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
to which the barman answers: “$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.”
The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
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to which the barman answers: “Yeah we’re out of coke.”
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
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