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A group of friends went deer hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

“Where’s Henry”? the others asked.

“Henry got injured. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail”, the successful hunter replied.

“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back”? they inquired.

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“A tough call”, nodded the hunter. “But I figure no one’s going to steal Henry”!

A snake wanted to drink beer

After staying away from his house

The fisherman quickly realized that he had forgotten to bring bait. Then he saw a little snake pass by which had caught a worm.

The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake, he might be hungry because of losing the lunch

He snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.

Then he went about his fishing.

About an hour later, the fisherman felt a pull on his pant leg.

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When he looked down he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…

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