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The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer.
After handing him his beer, the bartender says “You know we have a drink named after you”?.
The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look, and says
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“You got a drink named Ted”?
A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.
So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.
As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.
However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.
Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.
The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:
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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”
