A grandma got lost

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.

” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost? “



Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”

A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine

Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.

After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.



The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”

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