Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

One of them took out a can of “one-calorie” diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.



“I wonder who got the calorie?” she asked.

The Bear and His Freezer

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.

On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.

“Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??” The penguin asked.

“I’m a new hire,” the polar bear replied, “I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it’d help me do my new job better.”

“Oh…Oh!” The penguin says, “I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to ‘make’ the ice but it’s your job to ‘BREAK’ the ice.”

“Oh.” Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause, he says, “So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?”


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