A city fisherman was out fishing in a small boat on a lake.
He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. The man rowed over curiously and asked, “What is the mirror for?”
“That’s my secret way of catching fish,” said the other man. “Shine the mirror above the water. The fish notice the sunspot on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”
“Wow! Does that really work?”
“You bet it does.”
“Are you interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you $30 for it.”
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, “By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?
“You are the sixth,” he said.
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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
The Texan immediately says,
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
“And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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