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A Farmer Who Owned A Small Ranch.

There was a farmer who owned a small ranch with some livestock and two horses, Dazzle and Razzle.

One day, a traveling salesman knocks on his door.

While waiting for the farmer’s response, he notices the horses running around their pen.

After giving his sales pitch, he says to the farmer:

“You know those two horses are pretty fast. Have you ever thought about racing them?”

After a while, the farmer thinks about it and takes them down to a local derby.

As soon as the announcer says “GO”, the gates open and his two horses are fighting for the lead.

Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle wins by a nose.

The farmer wins some cash and thinks this could be kinda fun.

So he races them every weekend. It’s always the same thing.

The announcer says “GO”, the gates open, Razzle and Dazzle fighting for the lead.

Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle wins by a nose. Life is going pretty well.

The farmer bought a new truck and trailer with his winnings.
He enters the horses in the Kentucky Derby.

The announcer says “GO”, the gates open, Razzle and Dazzle fighting for the lead.

Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle wins by a nose.

A few years later, Razzle and Dazzle are getting old.

The farmer retires Razzle and Dazzle. They are sitting in their pen. Dazzle turns to Razzle and says:

”I know I can win you. What do you say? One last race?”

“Okay. But it’s not an official race unless we have someone to say go. Hey, the dog will you say go for us?” The dog nods.

Razzle and Dazzle line up.

The dog says “GO”. Razzle and Dazzle fighting for the lead.
Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle then Dazzle. Razzle wins by a nose.

After the race Razzle looks at Dazzle and simply says,

“I didn’t know dogs could talk.”

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