One afternoon, a duck waddles into a small convenience store, strolls up to the counter, and politely asks the clerk, “Excuse me, do you have any grapes?”
The clerk blinks. “Uh… no. We don’t sell grapes.”
The duck nods, turns around, and waddles out.
The next day, at the same time, the duck comes back. He walks straight to the counter and asks, “Do you have any grapes?”
Now the clerk is annoyed. “No. We still don’t have grapes.”
The duck shrugs and leaves.
On the third day, the duck returns once again. Same calm walk. Same question.
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk snaps. “That’s it! You’ve come in here three days in a row asking for grapes, and every time I tell you the same thing! We’re a convenience store, not a fruit stand! If you come back here one more time asking for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!”
The duck slowly nods, turns around, and waddles out.
The next day, the duck walks back in like nothing ever happened. He approaches the counter and asks, “Do you have any nails?”
The clerk frowns. “No… we don’t sell nails.”
The duck smiles. “Perfect. Got any grapes?”
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A Man Buys a Duck
A man goes to a pet store and begins to move around the cages to see the pets.
He sees a duck priced at $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
“Hey, sir, the duck… what does it know to be worth that much money?”
“Well, it knows Windows 7 and Windows 10, and also knows Word, C ++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.”
“Wow, good duck, it’s worth the money.”
He goes and finds another duck with a price of $10,000, and again he will ask the merchant.
“What does this duck know?”
“It knows Linux, Unix, Corel, and Autocad.”
“Wow, even I don’t know those things.”
On a last scout run, he finds another duck sitting there with a price of $20,000.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
“And what does this duck do for that ridiculous amount of money?”
“I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her do anything before, but the other two call her Project Manager.”
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