A Difference in Prizes

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below-the-average smarts around Little Rock.

One day at Little Rock Walmart, they decided to participate in the weekly charity raffle.

They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.

Bubba won the 6th prize – a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Walmart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his price, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great! I love spaghetti!”

Billy Bob asked Bubba, “How ’bout you, how’s the toilet brush?”

“Not so good,” Bubba replied, “I think I’m gonna switch back to paper.”

LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Young Boy Enters A Barber Shop

A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”

The boy replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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