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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller,
“I want to open a f*****g checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but this kind of language is not tolerated in this bank, don’t use it here, please!
The woman goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that language.
They both return to the window & the manager asks the old man,
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
There is no f*****g problem,” the man says.
“I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my f*****g money in this d*** bank.”
“Oh…I see,” says the manager,
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“And is this b*tch giving you a hard time sir…?”
A Blond goes to work in tears
A Blond goes to work in tears.
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”