A cruise magician Had a parrot that spoiled every trick.

A cruise magician Had a parrot that spoiled every trick. You know, like, “That box has a hidden floor”.

One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves from a piece of debris.

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They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips “Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?”.

A man was Promoted to Montreal

Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!

The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.

Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!

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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?