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A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.

A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.

The brunette asks: “Hey can you see that forest over there?”

The blonde looks that way and answers: “I can’t, the trees are covering the view.”

A blond, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.

Suddenly a genie appears to them and says “I will grant you each one wish if you’ll jump off the side of this cliff.”

So the redhead jumps off and shouts “Seagull” and turns into a seagull and flies away.

Then the brunette jumps off and shouts “Whale” and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.

Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out “Shit”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her.

After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know?

The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left.

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.

The blonde was very very happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.

Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them.

“NO WAY,” she exclaimed, “I almost got caught yesterday!”

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