Jasmine
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”
‘Well, honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy.
“Well, how did you and Daddy get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the angel brought us too.”
“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well darling, the angel brought them too!” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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A little boy goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A little boy breaks a vase and then reads about its history.
He pretends it never happened.
The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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