A boss tell jokes to all staff.

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.

“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”

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“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”

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The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it doesn’t affect us ducks.”