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She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, Sally begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!”
Sally replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again Sally says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
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The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
One asks the other:
“Which bus are you taking?”
“Number 1. And you?”
“Two.”
The bus with the number 12 is coming. One of them says to the other:
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“Look, we’re going together!”
