A blonde women got parking ticket.

A man got a parking ticket.

A blonde was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.

Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking area?

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Blonde: Your honor, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!

A little squirrel clenched his hand into a fist.

I was walking through a forest the other day when I noticed a little squirrel sitting on a tree trunk. His right hand clenched into a fist.

“What have you got there? A hazelnut?”

He shook his head

“An almond then?”

He shook his head again.

“Is it a berry?”

“Nothing”

“Tell me, what is it?”

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“A cramp”