A blonde was visiting Washington, DC, for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”
She thanked the officer, and he drove off.
Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde was still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I told you to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde was trying out her new boat.
At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.
She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever, no matter how hard she tried.
After trying to make it work properly for over three days, she decided to seek help.
She put the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone could identify her problem.
Workers found that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the top side of the new boat.
So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems.
Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air.
Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
LOL!?!?
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
