Bean
A blonde walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”
The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.
The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”
At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”
A blind horse
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He walks to a village and finds help in the farmhouse.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they quickly walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car and starts shouting:
Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still Pull, Dasher, pull” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.
Pull, Dusty, pull” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer:
“Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
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“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”